"alleged chuck norris fact: 'chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries. ever.'read this. when i can stop laughing i'm going to be writing up an article on this for the new red skies opinion blog, if we ever get the thing designed.
there was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. his blood did. his name was jesus, not chuck norris.
if your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not chuck norris' tears, it's jesus' blood."
-- chuck norris
-- michelle tea, the chelsea whistle
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