something about this just makes me feel old.



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nikki was showing me this (short version: "that movie endorses peace! fuck that, we're christians!") and i was reminded of something from the "chronicles of teenage inside jokes" site i had back in high school:
allison's list of things that are wrong with disney's pocahontas:

suicidal tendencies (jumping off a cliff)
making fun of indians
gay raccoons
devil worshipping/voodoo
unsafe use of shovels/sword
greed
shaken senior citizen syndrome
hard labor with no breaks
climbing mountains with no harness
digging up land without a permit
unsafe use of explosives
attempted murder
stalking
hallucenagenics
people hunting
assault with a deadly weapon
littering
reckless use of firearms
murder
disorderly conduct
discrimination
endangering the life of a raccoon
endangering the life of a hummingbird
destruction of property
stealing
breaking and entering
dog not on a leash


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